Episode 15: What Are the Chances?

“I talked to Jessica today–” says Jonah.

“The ladies hate her,” I interrupt.

“The ladies hate everyone,” he says in a mournful voice, “that’s why they’re ladies.” He looks up just as Lindsey the amateur porn star leans over our table, spilling a bubbling brook of blond curls over her shoulders. She gently sets down a cup of steaming coffee in front of him, just like a waitress.

“Two sugars, two creams?” she asks Jonah.

“You know how daddy likes it,” he replies, winking at her as she turns to go back to the women’s table before they band together and kill her.